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Gotcha Day Portraits article image
Jun 9, 2026 8 min read

Gotcha Day Portraits

Adoption-anniversary portraits often land harder than birthday portraits, especially for rescue pets with unknown histories. A practical guide.

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Why Cats Loaf article image
May 19, 2026 6 min read

Why Cats Loaf

The biology of a posture that lions use too. Thermoregulation, the alertness continuum, and why most indoor cats are mildly cold for most of their lives.

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The Play Bow Paradox article image
Apr 9, 2026 8 min read

The Play Bow Paradox

The play bow is one of the most studied signals in animal behavior. Its main job is to make dangerous-looking things legible as not dangerous.

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Why Your Dog Leans on You article image
Apr 4, 2026 8 min read

Why Your Dog Leans on You

The lean is proximity-seeking and social contact, not a dominance maneuver. Research on dog attachment explains what your dog is actually asking for.

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Why Dogs Tilt Their Heads article image
Feb 8, 2026 7 min read

Why Dogs Tilt Their Heads

What research says about the head tilt: auditory processing, visual obstruction, and why gifted word-learner dogs do it far more than average.

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Why Your Dog Stares at You article image
Feb 3, 2026 6 min read

Why Your Dog Stares at You

The science behind dog-human gaze: what the Nagasawa oxytocin study found, why wolves don't do this, and what different stares mean.

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Do Dogs Get Jealous? article image
Jan 19, 2026 9 min read

Do Dogs Get Jealous?

A 2014 study adapted a jealousy test from infant psychology to dogs. The results were messier and more interesting than the headlines suggested.

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Can Dogs Read Human Emotions? article image
Jan 14, 2026 8 min read

Can Dogs Read Human Emotions?

A 2015 study found dogs can tell happy from angry faces using only half a face, even with strangers. The honest answer is more interesting than yes or no.

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